[ Applause ]
[ Pharaoh ]
[ Applause ]
[ Man Shouts In Arabic ]
[ Pharaoh Shouting ]
[ Anck-su-namun Speaking Arabic ]
[ Pharaoh ] Anck-su-namun!
Imhotep!
[ Screams ]
Evy!
- [ Pounding On Door ] - [ Man Shouting In Arabic ]
Imhotep!
[ Arabic ]
[ Gasps ]
- Imhotep. - Anck-su-namun.
Evy, I know you haven't exactly been yourself lately with all these dreams and visions--
No, no, they're memories from my previous life.
Honestly, I'm not losing my mind. It all makes perfect sense now.
- And that's the reason why we found the bracelet? - Exactly.
- I was its protector. - [ Ardeth Bay ] Now do you believe, my friend?
Clearly, you were destined to protect this woman.
Right. She's a reincarnated princess, and I'm a warrior for God.
And your son leads the way to Ahm Shere. Three sides of the pyramid.
- This was all preordained thousands of years ago. - And how does the story end?
Only the journey's written, not the destination.
- Convenient. - How else do you explain Evy's visions?
That it is your son who wears the bracelet?
- How do you explain your mark? - Coincidence.
My friend, there is a fine line between coincidence and fate.
[ Lock-Nah ] Don't even think about it!
Hold on there, partner.
When the time comes,
I shall truly enjoy killing you.
But until that time,
you better be a little nicer to me.
Now, where's my water?
No ice?
[ Shouting In Arabic ]
Make sure he doesn't move!
They've gone. We've lost them.
Rick!
Alex left us his tie,
and he made us a little sand castle.
It's the Temple Island of Philae.
- They've gone to Philae. - That-a-boy, Alex.
Come on!
The great temple of Abu Simbel.
[ Whistling ]
[ Horus Whistling ]
[ Snorting ]
[ Horus Whistling ]
[ Arabic ]
That's the Blue Nile down there.
We must be out of Egypt by now.
In ancient times, all this still belonged to the upper kingdom.
The oasis must be around here somewhere.
Don't worry, Evy, we'll find him. He's a smart kid.
He'll leave us a sign.
- Surprised to see me? - Aah!
Leaving bread crumbs, huh? Huh?
[ Imhotep ]
[ Rumbling In Distance ]
- [ Wind Howling ] - [ Gasps ]
We're in trouble!
Whoa!
[ Bellowing ]
[ Sinister Laughter ]
Horus, fly!
Izzy, come hard right! Starboard! Starboard!
[ Roaring ]
Was there a little something you forgot to mention? Hmm?
Uh, people?
Ahm Shere.
- Right. - [ Rumbling ]
- He's back! - [ Roaring ]
Hang on!
[ Engines Winding Down ]
[ Engines Stop ] Well, that's not good.
[ Rick ] Hang on!
Mom?
Dad?
[ Grunts ]
[ Rick ] We're gonna go get my son.
Then we're gonna wanna get out of here fast, so make this work, Izzy.
No, no, you don't understand, goddamn it.
This thing was filled with gas. Not hot air-- gas.
I need gas to get this thing off the ground.
Where am I gonna get gas from around here? Huh?
Bananas? Mangos? Tarzan's ass?
Well, maybe I could finagle it to take hot air.
But do you know how many cubic meters I'd need? It's too big!
If anybody can fill this thing up with hot air, Izzy, it's you.
Come to Daddy. [ Whistling ]
Horus!
[ Jonathan ] So, Rick, what's the plan?
[ Rick ] Let's find some higher ground.
[ Small Explosion ]
[ Horus Whistling ]
- [ Gunshot ] - [ Gasps ]
Horus!
- I must go. - Where?
- I must let the commanders know where we are. - You can't go.
- If the Army of Anubis arises-- - I need you to help me find my son.
- Then first, I shall help you. - Thank you.
Look. Roman legionnaires.
And here. Turn-of-the-century French. Napoleon's troops.
What in the name of Anubis did this?
[ Growling ]
- You hear that? - What?
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
[ Whispering ] My word!
I say, chaps, look at this.
Shrunken heads. I'd love to know how they do that.
Just curious.
You any good with that?
Three times Fox and Hound's grand champion, I'll have you know.
- You any good with that? - You'll know soon enough.
Because the only way to kill an Anubis warrior is by taking off its head.
I'll remember that.
Evy, try to remember to, uh--
Just keep it tight in the shoulder and, uh,
lead the target a little bit, and then, uh--
and squeeze the trigger. Don't pull it.
I won't miss.
[ Growling ]
- [ Man ] Pyramid. - The pyramid.
Cripes, I'm in trouble now.
Now may I kill him?
Retrieve that bracelet. With pleasure.
[ Wind Howling ]
Something is coming.
[ Thunder Crashing ]
[ Shouting Continues ]
- Jonathan? - Yes?
That's my husband and my son down there.
Make me proud.
Today's that day, Evy.
Where's the boy?
- [ Growling ] - [ Gasps ]
[ Gasps ]
[ Screaming ]
- [ Groaning ] - [ Shrieking ]
The Black Book!
Let's go!
[ Gasping ]
[ Screaming ]
[ Screaming, Shouting ]
There you are!
The time has come, my little friend.
Let go!
[ Screaming ]
- Dad! - Alex!
Alex--
Dad!
Time to remove that bracelet, my good son.
- Dad! - [ Shouting ]
[ Shrieking ]
- Dad, behind you! - Whoa!
[ Shouting ]
- [ Gunshot ] - [ Gasps ]
- Let's go. - Thank God for that.
[ All Panting ]
The two of you must sacrifice yourselves for me.
You shall be rewarded in heaven!
[ Growling, Shrieking ]
- Mom! - Alex!
- Hey, nice shootin', Tex. - What were those creepy little pygmy things?
- Just the local natives. - Are you sure?
I'm sure. It was nothin'.
Come on, Mom! Come on! Come on, Dad!
We have to get to the pyramid. I have to get the bracelet off now!
Oh, leave it on, Alex. Looks good on you.
No, you guys! You don't understand! He told me...
the bracelet will kill me if I don't get inside the pyramid before the sun hits it!
- Today! - Oh, my God.
[ Shrieking, Growling ]
Time to go!
I thought you said it was nothing!
[ Whimpering ]
Where's Jonathan?
Look! There's a burial ground!
We're safe! We're safe! See those sacred stones? They'll never cross those.
- You are sure? - Yes, of course I'm sure!
[ Screaming ]
Sorry. My mistake.
- Wait for me! - [ Evy ] Hurry up, Jonathan!
Wait for me! What's that for?
Ah, nothin'. Just a little something in case of an emergency.
Rick.
Let's go, Alex!
Run! Come on, Alex, faster! Come on!
- Come on! - Dad! The bracelet!
Run! Come on!
[ Panting ]
You know, it's not...
easy being a... dad.
Yeah, but you do it really good.
Thanks.
They made it. Thank God.
Oh, yes. Great.
Fabulous.
[ Groans ]
No!
[ Yelling ]
Evy!
- Jonathan! Jonathan! - Mom!
- You're going to be all right. Isn't she, Dad? - She'll be fine.
- She's going to be all right. - Just get him-- Take him. Take--
- Mommy's fine. - It's okay.
- Where-- Evy-- - Your mother's gonna be fine, okay?
Oh, my God!
You're real strong. You're gonna make it. You're gonna make it.
You're fine.
What do I do? What do I do, Evy?
- What do I do? - Take care of Alex.
No. Sweetheart, no.
I love you.
No, don't-- No. No!
Evy? Evy?
No. No. Evy!
[ Sobbing ]
Come back, Evy.
Evy, come back.
Come back.
[ Screaming ]
Stay here.
[ Gasps ]
Whoa!
Try to think of it like this, Alex.
She's gone to a better place.
You know, like it says in the good book.
- The book. That's it. - What?
- That's it. Come on, Uncle Jon! - That's what?
- Come on! Come on! That's it! The book! - What?
[ Grunting ]
You're too late, O'Connell. I have released the Army of Anubis.
Lord Imhotep shall soon kill the Scorpion King and take command.
Not after I get through with him.
- [ Flesh Tearing ] - Aah!
Niy!
You realize, of course,
that this can only be done by someone who can actually read ancient Egyptian.
I don't know about you, but I'm a tad rusty.
[ Sighs ] Now where?
We go right. How do you know?
"Kasheesh Osirian Nye."
Basically, "This way to the Scorpion King."
Mum taught me.
This just might work.
[ Clears Throat ]
It's time someone taught you a lesson, wench. Come on.
This is for my sister.
[ Gong Banging ]
[ Bellowing ]
[ Yelling ]
[ Roaring ]
- [ Shouts In Arabic ] - [ All Shouting ]
[ Speaking Arabic ]
Is that all you've got?
[ Arabic ]
Hurry up, Alex!
"Hootash naraba oos Veesloo.
Ahm kum Ra. Ahm kum Dei."
"Efday Shokran-- Efday Shokran--"
Uncle Jon, I don't know what this last symbol is!
- What's it look like? - It's a bird! A stork!
- I know that one! I know that one! - [ Yelling ]
- Then what is it? - [ Groaning ]
Ahmenophus!
That's it! "Efday Shokran Ahmenophus!"
[ Groans ]
Why don't you pick on somebody your own size?
- Oh, my God. Evy! - Take Alex.
- Go and help Rick. No "buts," Alex. - But Mom--
- Come on, Alex. - [ Alex ] But-But--
I'll be just fine.
We did it, Uncle Jon! We did it!
Right, partner. Now, let's go help your dad.
[ Bellowing ]
Nefertiri.
Anck-su-namun.
That's a little something new!
[ Whimpering ]
My lord! [ Arabic ]
Save me! Save me!
- [ Shouting In Arabic ] - [ Roaring ]
[ Cheering ]
[ Rumbling ]
Okay, now I'm a believer.
Rick!
- Jonathan! It's a spear! - Dad!
The gold stick thing-- It's a-- It's a spear!
Really? Doesn't look like a spear!
No! That's because it opens up into one!
- Yes? And? - Jonathan!
It opens up into a spear!
[ Bellowing ]
[ All Shouting ]
- [ Bellowing Continues ] - [ Gasps ]
- Rick! - Evy?
- Twist it! Pull! - I tried it! Push!
Jonathan, quick!
Jonathan, throw it! Kill the Scorpion King!
Send his army back to the Underworld!
Step aside, Alex. I'm a professional.
[ Roaring ]
Rick!
- No! - [ Yells ]
No!
Niy!
Go to hell, and take your friends with you!
[ Roaring ]
[ All Shouting ]
[ Bellowing ]
Dad!
Evy, no! Get out of here!
Just get out of here!
No!
Mom!
Hang on, Rick!
Anck-su-namun!
- No! - Anck-su-namun!
Anck-su-namun.
[ Screaming ]
Whoa!
Let's go up!
[ Screeching, Growling ]
This whole damn place is gonna get sucked up! Let's move up! Go!
Go, Alex! Come on! Come on!
Rick, we're trapped!
[ Izzy ] Hey!
- Izzy! - Come on! Get your butts moving!
Hurry up! Hurry up! I haven't got all day!
Go! You're next!
- [ Screaming ] - Jonathan! Hold on!
- Pull him up! Pull him up! - Pull up! Pull me up!
Wait! Wait! Let me down! Let me down!
- It's not worth your life, you idiot! - Yes, it is! Yes, it is!
Right.
[ Screaming ] Pull me up! Pull me up!
- Whoo! Whoo! - Okay.
Yeah! O'Connell.
You almost got me killed! At least you didn't get shot.
Izzy! Thank you!
Mmm! Mmm!
Yes! [ Chuckling ]
O'Connell, who the hell you been messin' with this time?
- Huh? - [ Rick ] Oh, you know, the usual.
Mummies, pygmies,
big bugs.
[ Arabic ]
[ Whinnying ]
I thought I almost lost you there.
For a moment there, you did.
Would you like to know what heaven looks like?
Later.
[ Together ] Oh, please!
- That's half mine, you know. - What?
- That's half mine. - I have no idea what you're talking about.
What? You took my gold stick! I know you took my gold stick!
I swear on the head of my wife, I have no idea what you're talking about.
You haven't-- You ain't got a wife!
I don't have your gold stick either!
[ Arguing Continues ]